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GOOD OLD PHILIPPINES
Posted On 04/18/2008 01:29:21
Funny Warnings only found in the good old Philippines. ..
 
* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
* in a
Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

*in Quiapo:
"TU POR TRI PANTI ONLE"
(2 for 3.00 Panty only pala, gawa sa ano ito?)
* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"
* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"
* on window of a restaurant in
Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
* vacant lot near makati ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"
* at an eatery in
Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

and this is the best of them all!!

* on a building somewhere in the Cubao. ..
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO.

"Notaryo 500.00/Labada lang 200.00 kada 2 kilo, 400.00 tupi."

JUST SHARE AN E-MAIL LETTER
Posted On 03/11/2008 20:52:20

 

 

ONE DAY ISANG ARAW SA BUHAY NI INDAY1

IT was jazz an ordinary day.

The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw!


Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa

foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans,

pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako.


Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: "Indaaaayyyy. ....."

Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now?

"Dodong!" sigaw ko.


Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their

behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko "Sorry, I didn't mean to be loud and

proud." Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the

crowd.


"Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open? tanong nya.

"Bihira lang, Dodong. I'm just droppings by. Ethnic and schedule ko eh" sabi ko.


Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya

na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. he's every

woman's dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang

unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa

tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item

anymore.

"Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?" tanong ni

Dodong. "I don't mine" sagot ko.

Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. "What's your odor sir?" sabi

nung waiter kay Dodong.


"Do you have porkshop?" tanong ni Dodong.


"Yes sir" sabi nito. "Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of boast

of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of female

liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and was

completed. it also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully" dagdag

niya.

"And you mam?" sabay tingin naman sa akin.


Hmmm... mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I'm cutting down on my carbon kaya

pinigilan ko.



"I'll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh." sagot ko.


Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is

going too far. Besides, it's a long, long way to run.

"Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, I'm

happily married" pagmamalaki ko.


"Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn't expect you still have

more feelings than I expected. i don't want you getting the way. Past is

fast. Therefore, cause and defect." dagdag ko pa.



Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The seconds

that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya.


"I don't care less!" sigaw ni Dodong.


Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To think

it's his other woman that caused our separation to part.



Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having panic

attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero sumunod

pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng security

guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong.

"Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?" sabi ko sa mamang guard.


"Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure." sagot niya.



"Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got lost

in my eyes."


"Diretso lang." sabi niya. "Then turn right anytime with care."


"Thanks for your corporation" sabi ko.


Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As

I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala

kanina ang pag disappear nya..



"Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go,

there you are!" pananakot nya.


Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world

started falling afar.


Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the

matter of minute, it's all over. I'm out of arm's way.


"Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you?" bago pa man ako matapos, sabi niya:



"I was in the neighborhood.. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout but

at first I didn't give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong magkahawak

ng holding hands, then i give it a thought. I know something is a missed."


From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn't even

sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga.


Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa

ngayon, open na kami sa isa't-isa at walang exhibitions. i feel I'm on cloud.

 

 

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