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PINOY CONTRACTOR Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I'll figure out the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Mexican contractor also does some mea... Read More
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED" ============================== ==================== MISIS: Inday, napansin ko ang barong ni Sir mo, lagi na lang may lipstik! MAID: Opo nga Mam, mukhang niloloko na TAYO ni Sir ah! ============================== ========== THOUGHT FOR THE DAY "VIRGINITY is not DIGNITY. It's just a lack of opportunity!" ===... Read More
ONE SOUTHERN GRANDMA Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. ... Read More
Enjoy.......... ****************************** ****************************** *********** Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?" Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!" ______________________________ ______________________________ ____ Bisaya 1: " Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."! Bisaya 2: " Dili bay!" Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?" Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat niya... Read More
Pls.support my song entries(Bakit Nga Ba?,Forever You And Me,You Always Have My Heart & Fix) and my artist “DARLENE ANGELINI CO”(To watch her live video performance in You Tube,pls.search "darlene angelini co"..)in the Phildigiawards(Phil. Digital Music & Short Film Festival & Awards). Don’t worry friends,this is for a worthy cause.:) By downloading my orig. songs and voting for it,you and I will have the opportunity to help our poor Filipino kababayans who are recipients of one... Read More
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