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POSTED BY: bhabes_1111 on Apr 19, 2008 sermon jokes Billy Graham tells of a time, during the early years of his preaching ministry, when he was due to lead a crusade meeting in a town in South Carolina, and he needed to mail a letter. He asked a little boy in the main street how he could go to the post office. After the boy had given him directions, Billy said, "if you come to the Central Baptist Church tonight , I'll tell you how to get to heaven." The boy replied, "No thanks, you dont even know how to get to the post office!"

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	POSTED BY: bhabes_1111 on Apr 19, 2008 sermon joke When my daughter was about three; one night I took her to bed and asked what would she like to pray about. Promptly she answered: 'Onions'. We prayed about onions and the next morning I asked why she wanted to pray about onions. "Because, they said in their preaching that we should pray for things we dont like."
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	POSTED BY: bhabes_1111 on Apr 19, 2008 Length of a Sermon    How long should a good sermon or preaching be?...It should be like a woman's skirt, long enough to cover the essentials ands short enough to keep you interested.
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	POSTED BY: bhabes_1111 on Apr 19, 2008 Joke..    A priest whose sermons were very long and boring announced in the church on a Sunday that he had been transfered to another church and that it was Jesus' wish wish that he leave that week.    The gathering in the church got up and sing; "What a friend We Have in Jesus!"                &nb sp;
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POSTED BY: bhabes_1111 on Apr 19, 2008 Marriage,..anyone?    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.    For the life of him, he could'nt think of the names of those who were to be married. "Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?", he requested. Nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.                 &nb sp;                         &nb sp;

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	POSTED BY: bhabes_1111 on Apr 19, 2008 $ for a funeral..    A preacher was off $500 to do a funeral of a man that was the worst sinner in the world. The only stipulation was that he had to refer to him as a saint to his sermon. The day of the funeral, the preacher got up and said; "This man was a drunk, he was a cheat, he was thief, but in comparison to his brothers he was a saint!"
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