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| POSTED BY: KERI on 05/01/2008 10:57:25 |
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Street Vendor : "Bili na kayo ng relo! Gold Watch ito! pag
namuti, White Gold! pag huminto Stopwatch!"
GF : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? Hindi na ako Virgin at
dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
GF : Ano? Isa lang ah?!
GF : Bakit???, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!
Use Violet in a sentence...
"Oh No!!! I lost my Ballpen .. Pero ok lang.. I'll Violet." hehehe
Couple Talking:
WIFE : HonEY, Paki Fix naman ilaw sa labas.
HUSBAND : Hello!? Electrician ba ako?
WIFE : Eh di pakigawa na lang Hagdan natin.
HUSBAND : Hello!? Karpintero ba ako?
Umalis si HUSBAND, Pagbalik Gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya WIFE niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
WIFE : Kasi kanina a Man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa
bahay.
So he offered to help in exhange of either Sex or Bake ako ng Cake.
HUSBAND : So pinag-Bake mo siya ng Cake?
WIFE : Hello?! Baker ba ako?!
"SUMPA"
Hindi na makakatikim ng napakasarap na 'Sex' ang huling bumasa nito!
Ayos Safe na Ako! Ikaw?! Papayag ka bang IKAW ang huling babasa
nito? hehehe.... 
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| POSTED BY: aileen on 05/01/2008 19:08:42 |
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LOL TITO KERI! I AM VERY SURE HINDI AKO ANG HULING BABASA NITO! MAY MGA TIYAK NA SUSUNOD PA! AT DAPAT LAHAT NG BABASA AY MAGPOST NG REPLY PARA MAY THREAD TAYO! LOL!
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mabuhay mga kabataang pangarap ni rizal!
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| POSTED BY: aileen on 05/01/2008 19:13:43 |
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LOL TITO KERI! I AM VERY SURE HINDI AKO ANG HULING BABASA NITO! MAY MGA TIYAK NA SUSUNOD PA! AT DAPAT LAHAT NG BABASA AY MAGPOST NG REPLY PARA MAY THREAD TAYO! LOL!
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mabuhay mga kabataang pangarap ni rizal!
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I better play it safe...so here it goes....I REPLY...I REPLY ...I REPLY
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| POSTED BY: netzip on 05/02/2008 21:03:16 |
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lekat ka keri kaya pala pinababasa ni Aileen sana may bumasa sasabihan ko sila
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Kapayapaan
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| POSTED BY: amaron on 07/02/2008 15:59:51 |
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Please post this in English language. I don't understand.
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| POSTED BY: netzip on 07/06/2008 18:15:33 |
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This is for amaron
Street Vendor: want to buy watch? It's a Gold Watch! If it turns White it's white it's White Gold! if it stop It's a Stop Watch!
GF: hu hu hu hu hu Why did we have sex? I'm not a virgin anymore and we did it twice!
BF: What? we did it once?
GF: Why? Are we not going to do it again?
Coulpe Talking:
Wife: Honey can you change the bulb outside
Husband: Hello am I a Electrician?
Wife: Then fix the stairs instead?
Husband: Hello? Am I a Carpenter?
The Husband left the house,when he came back everything is fixed he asked the Wife who fixed everything?
Wife: A man saw me crying I rtold him there is a lot of fixing to do, so he offered
to help in exchange of either SEX or Bake him a Cake.
Husband: So you baked the Cake?
Wife: Hello? Am I a Baker?
Curse:
You are not going to have a great sex if you are the last one who read this
I'm safe coz you are the last one whoe read this LOL
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| POSTED BY: eumi on 08/18/2008 06:46:35 |
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weeeeeeeeeeeeee...for sure may susunod pa nyahahahahaha..  hahahaha takutan ba ito
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