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| POSTED BY: netzip on 10/08/2008 15:58:33 |
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Finally a bright spot in all the financial news...
With all the turmoil in the market today, and the collapse of Lehman
Bros, and
acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some
good
advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next
expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in later this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W R.
Grace Co.
Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and
become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new
management
and become:
TittyTittyBangBang
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Kapayapaan
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brilliant jokes at this time year......he he he hah ha aa
