When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive....so I took her to a gas station....and then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Sosial Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her that I was sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later with it. The woman said, "unbutton your shirt". So I unbvutton my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair. She said "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she prossed my Social Security application. When I got home I excitedly told my wife about my expirience at the Social Security office. She said " you should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too".......and then the fight started
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swingging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, " do you know her?" yes, I sighed, she's my old girlfrend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I heard she hasn't been sober since, My God say's my wife "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long"......and then the fight started
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we were along side the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed on little things just seem funn? Yeah I couldn't belive it.... he was a DWARF! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted I'm not HAPPY!! so I looked down at him and said, " well, then which one are you?......and then the fight started
WHILE I WAS DOING THIS MY BOSS IS AT MY BACK.........AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED LOL
