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POSTED BY: ally on 06/22/2008 14:12:34


Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.





POSTED BY: caloyzki25 on 06/22/2008 19:08:03


Nice post but I'm quite struck why is it posted in the comedy and jokes forum? Maybe you got me here but nonetheless, great post.
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POSTED BY: beck7 on 06/25/2008 19:19:29


good posts and sharing info

but i thought you got wrong section to posts about it

just my 2 cents
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POSTED BY: GeekGasm on 06/30/2008 11:30:57


I think this is more facutal - but I can also see how its humoreous as well.  While I dont think windows is a virus in itself I think its is a very buggy operating system, with Vista and Millenium Edition being the worst.
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POSTED BY: frankrhythm on 06/30/2008 12:26:34


 

Nice post and i think when window gets virus then antivirus are best to detecyt them..... 

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POSTED BY: HotChocolate on 06/30/2008 16:37:06


hahahha..nice joke! maybe you can send to Bill Gates to read about this.. I think Windows is not a virus because virus is normally free as its been inserted to your computer illegally but Windows you have to pay to insert it to your computer :D

cheers 

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POSTED BY: tristangemus on 07/01/2008 22:48:45


Haha, amazing comparison!  I will soon finish mine about windows with something else (it's a surprise) and show you all.  Thanks for the share.
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