6 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

Hmm....

My version  

1. Point your finger half a centimeter away from a person and say "I'm not touching you" over and over again.

2. Click your pen for hours

3. If you have a whistling going on in your nose, keep doing it.

4. Chew brutally loud and snap while eating.

5. Make a refreshing "ahhh" after taking a sip of a drink.

6. Play "Through the Fire and Flames" on guitar hero every turn when playing with a friend (single player)

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