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| POSTED BY: gerry on 05/24/2008 12:17:47 |
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Devil To Pay   here was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"
Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.
One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do.
AS USUAL, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself. "Hmph . . .I'll fix her."
He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shoutin' everywhere!
The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol'crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!"
Well, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord. When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was . . .
She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"
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| POSTED BY: gerry on 05/24/2008 12:38:22 |
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Atheist Prayer-line They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now.
You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
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| POSTED BY: gerry on 05/24/2008 12:45:00 |
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| POSTED BY: UKFOX on 05/26/2008 02:41:56 |
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hi bicolanong comedyante maglagay kapa ng jokes...lol
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I Hope you will invite me as your friend..mabuhay!
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Great jokes gerry, I loved the first one haha. I'll try doing that to a friend hwo thinks I'm nuts and wants to mess with me haha!
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minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 100 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES." 
