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GOOD OLD PHILIPPINES
Posted On 04/18/2008 01:29:21 by aileen
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Funny Warnings only found in the good old Philippines. ..
* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
* in a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
*in Quiapo:
"TU POR TRI PANTI ONLE"
(2 for 3.00 Panty only pala, gawa sa ano ito?)
* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"
* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"
* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
* vacant lot near makati ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"
* at an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
and this is the best of them all!!
* on a building somewhere in the Cubao. ..
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO.
"Notaryo 500.00/Labada lang 200.00 kada 2 kilo, 400.00 tupi." 
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