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Prison vs. Work
Posted On 06/21/2008 21:28:08 by netzip

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed, up This should make things a little bit clearer.

1. Prison = You spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell
    Work  = You spend the moajority of your time in a 6 x 6 cubicle/office

2. Prison = You get three meals a day fully paid for
    Work  = You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

3. Prison = You get time off for good behavior
    Work  = You get more work for good behavior

4. Prison = The guards locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    Work  = You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

5. Prison = You can watch TV and play games
    Work  = You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

6. Prison = You get your own toilet
    Work  = You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

7. Prison = They allow your family and friends to visit
    Work  = You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

8. Prison = All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    Work  = You get to pay all your expenses to go to work,and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

9. Prison = You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    Work  = You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside BARS Inuman na

10. Prison = You must deal with sadistic wardens
      Work  = They are called managers

PEACE



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