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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She... Read More
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: ...... Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in... Read More
One (1) Out of Four (4) People Friends In This Website Is Mentally Unbalanced. Now.. Think of Your Three (3) Closest Friends... If They Seem Okay, Then You're The One... ... hehehe.. joke lang yan no! .. have a nice day! enjoy your Monday guys.. - ICHAT -... Read More
Old Jokes... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Attorney Part II ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ________________________ _____________ ATTORNE... Read More
PINOY CONTRACTOR Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I'll figure out the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Mexican contractor also does some mea... Read More
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