Subject: Financial News
Content: Finally a bright spot in all the financial news... > > With all the turmoil in the market today, and the collapse of Lehman > Bros, and > acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some > good > advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next > expected > mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG > bucks. > > Watch for these consolidations in later this year: > > 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and > W R. > Grace Co. > > Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. > > > 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces > and > become: > > Poly, Warner, Cracker. > > > 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: > > MMMGood. > > > 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining > will merge > and become: > > ZipAudiDoDa . > > > 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: > > FedUP. > > > 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: > > Fairwell Honeychild. > > > 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: > > PouponPants. > > > 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will > become: > > Knott NOW! > > > And finally... > > 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new > management > and become: > > TittyTittyBangBang >
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